#11

“I’m gonna go read in the bathroom for a while”

#10

Meredith: “Where did all of our cabbage go?”

David: “On my sandwhiches…” (with my mouth full)

Katie: “Messianic Jews?”

#9

“I like older men…”

Talking about a painting we saw

#8

Katie: “I almost pooped a stone!”

David: “You mean a brick?”

Katie: “Oh you guys say that too?!”

#7

“My precious…”

Talking about Meredith’s marvelous massive masculine calves. And making a stroking motion.

American Thanksgiving

On Canadian Thanksgiving, Braxton, Jacob, and I woke up early and made a big ol’ breakfast for Katie so she would feel extra Canadian. It was fun.

This morning, we woke up early again, and Braxton made biscuits and gravy and sausage. Katie had never had gravy with sausage bits in it. She thought it was very weird and kept calling it sauce. We corrected her every time.

#6

“Did someone sitck something up your butt today?”

Instead of saying ‘Someone’s got a stick up their butt today’.

#5

“Regular Poop” (In sing song)

We were talking about irregular vs. regular poop…and from the other end of the table we hear that.

#4

“That’s ok, I’ll just never be able to have children again!”

In response to me apologizing to her for jabbing her in the stomach…maybe a little harder than I should have…

#3

“We can be The Daughters of Harlotry!”

In reference to Katie giving the girls a group name comporable to the guys’ “Sons of Thunder”.